When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, “No speaka English.
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| — | Jack Handey |
I love you so much it hurts my head
Say I don’t mind you under my skin
I’ll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in
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| — | Degausser; Brand New |
